Kelly Rowland doubles in weight!
"OMG! Roll me out!"
Kelly Rowland, Thursday 8th December 2011
Picture the scene...it's Middlesbrough on a cold December evening. Crowds are gathering to catch a glimpse of one of the world's biggest stars. Accompanying her is an up and coming singer, a star of the future - Teesside's own Amelia Lily. People are clambering to get a glimpse of the duo, hoping to get a quick word with them.
Finally, they emerge and stop and chat to the waiting fans and what is it on everyone's lips? "Have you had a parmo yet?" Only in Teesside!
In fact, so big was the furore surround Teesside's favourite dish meeting a world famous star that she turned to the world for answers - "Middlesborough! (sic) Everyone is telling me to go get PARMO...what is it??"
Well, she didn't have to wait long! Surely expecting some fine European cuisine, Kelly was later faced with a gut busting, full dinner plate sized Teesside Parmo causing a further tweet of "WHAT? They EAT this shit?!" (ok, I made that bit up).
Not wanting to be a killjoy, Kelly duly tackled the monster. Rumour has it she is still doing sit ups to work off the calories two days later!

Kelly Rowland (Yes, that's her!)
Kelly is mentoring Teesside lass Amelia Lily in the X Factor final on Saturday evening. Good luck to you both, we're sure you'll do Teesside (and the Parmo) proud and Kelly, if you need help working off those calories, just give me a call! I'll even forgive you for spelling Middlesbrough wrong!
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RT @AlistairGriffin: And the award for Best Group goes to Middlesbrough. Great win! #boro #UTB #Mogganaut
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@marvscotson86 sounds like there are a number of traumatised animals on Teesside tonight! Curtis Main will be pursued by the RSPCA! =D #UTB
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